1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of sh*t.
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my
way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
10. Ahhhh. I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don’t give a sh*t.
14. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
18. Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny-*rsed opinion would be?
24. Do I look like a f*cking people person to you?
25. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.
31. Oh I get it. Like humour, but different………
32. An office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.
33. Can I swap this job for what’s behind door ……..1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.
39. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being more intelligent.
40. Wait a minute – I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
41. Aren’t you a black hole of need.
42. I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
43. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
44. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
45. If you have something to say raise your hand……..then place it
over your mouth.
46. I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?
47. Don’t let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own.
48. Have a nice day, somewhere else.
49. You’re not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away.
50. You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you.
51. Don’t believe everything you think.
52. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring
53. "I’ll never forget the first time I met you…but I’ll keep trying!"

Just sitting at home, by myself thinking about absolutely nothing in particular. Listening to the radio and occasionally trying to have a conversation with the cat. Which has never worked before but I still do it anyway. I have no idea why, I guess it’s the whole “talking” thing. I guess humans have need to communicate on a regular basis. I’m no psychologist but it sounded good.

Yeah, this is going to be one of those entries about “nothing” hahah.. Maybe it’s just me trying to keep my mind active, I don’t know. Maybe I’m loosing my mind. Maybe I’m just as bored as hell and need someone to interact with. Computers only go so far until the mind resets to the need of actually physically seeing someone and communicating verbally.

I guess I have hit the bottom of the barrel as far as my own thoughts go. Am I feeling lonely? no I don’t think so, the cat is keeping me company haha. well, for her own benefit anyway.

I’ve said it before elsewhere. I guess this is one of the joys of being self employed. The isolation can be rather depressing at times. Yeah, sometimes it’s nice not to have to deal with too many people. Though I think those times are very far and few between.

I’m typing this and I have no real idea of what the hell it is going to sound like to someone else reading it Oh well. There’s no real structure to it either. I just had the fleeting thought about going back over it and re-editing things. but I don’t think I’ll bother.

On a side note, The day started pretty good.. It is a lovely day outside, it is a little cool but we have plenty of sun and blue sky. Can’t complain about that on a Winters Day can I.

Being home alone with my own little mind sometimes is not that great. Motivation goes out the window after a while, Think I need to make some changes to my daily routine so I’m not staring at the same walls with absolutely nothing going through my mind waiting for the phone to ring. There’s only so much one can take. I guess this “recession” has to end sooner or later. hopefully sooner, mind you if it weren’t for the media would we really be in a recession? Makes you think. If the media didn’t keep telling people to “stop spending, we’re in a recession” would anyone really have noticed. Yeah, a few major businesses have gone under. But what was going on behind the scenes to get them to that state to begin with.

Yeah, I guess anyone who even remotely started reading this has given up. So I’m going to go find some lunch.

Hope you’re all having a better day than me.

xx

Kimberly

I’ve been a bit slack as of late, as far as blogging goes. I guess the “creative juices” just haven’t been flowing. That and the fact life is probably not as adventurous at the moment.

Surely life isn’t that mundane at this point in time. I don’t think it is, I’m happy, I’m laughing and I think I’m having fun in general. Maybe it just seems that way. I’ve been pretty busy so maybe that has something to do with it. I’ve been doing a fair amount of work on various websites as of late. Maybe the cold weather has something to do with it, I don’t know. It’s Thursday morning, I’m sitting at the table with my laptop. Trying to keep warm. It’s 1 degree Celsius outside even though the sun is trying to break through the clouds. I don’t think I like winter anymore. yep, winters done with, bring back summer

Maybe it comes down to the fact that working for yourself is pretty isolating in general. While I would never change it for the world, I love working for myself. Friends are busy so haven’t seen them for a while. yeah, that could have something to do with it too. My partner is working really odd hours with exam marking and supervising clinics so time with her is at a premium at the moment too.

Now that I’ve started to think about it, No life really isn’t that mundane. It’s just a little little out of the norm compared to what it normally is. I guess I can’t really complain overall. It’s just time to make life fun again and get out and do stuff again. Seems I have fallen into a ditch that I just need to climb out of.

Hmmm, this entry is kind of looking like a blog about “nothing” and probably makes no sense what so ever. But hey, you get that occasionally I guess.

By now whoever is bothering to read this has already given up, so I think I’ll go make myself a nice cup of coffee and get back to doing some work. hmm, seems to be a trend happening here. Work, Eat & Sleep.. Yep, it’s time to just relax and have fun again. But it’ll have to wait until after work.

Have a great day everyone.

xx