• I wish the cat would stop bringing me presents home. I don't need a bird, dead or alive. #
• Just upgraded to wordpress to 2.9-rare for the heck of it. Everything seems to work still #
• Have to agree with your there RT @tasteNZ Spring is here – Loving it #
• Just read my last couple of tweets.. My typing is bad today. Must be a Monday thing #
• damn, wish I had a spare $12,500 – Just saw a nice 2006 boulevard M109R for sale. Mind you, legally not allowed to ride an 1800 yet.. #
• ha ha, Trademe are battling battling significant hardware problems. Not expected back online 'till 12:00am. What ever will NZ do now. #
• Don't you hate it when you've done enough for a Mellowpuff, but don't have any.. #
• Spent most of the day in the gardens. The pool area is starting to look ready for summer too #
• Hmm, not going to be fun putting weed mat down today with this wind. But it has to be done. #
• hahaha, that was good timing. Just came inside for a coffee and it poured down. Missed by <-> that much. #
• Hope the weather clears for the Wanganui Triumph owners motor cycle club Charity Ride on Sunday. And for the NZMCCG crew coming down on Sat. #
• ahh, Kids: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit. #
• @TwinCreekNZ seems to work better on my 9yo, although I think she's picking up on it. in reply to TwinCreekNZ #
• This is not getting the rose garden finished.. Hopefully the rain holds off for a couple of hours. #
• Been a tiring day. Being out in the wind has taken a lot out of me. Time for bed I think. #
• Well, it's a calm and overcast morning. Maybe we've shaken the bad weather we had yesterday. Going to be a good Friday I think #
• How many telecom contractors does it take to sort out a telephone pole? There's been 6 turn up and look at it then drive off so far. #
• hmmm, I think Pizza Hut is in order for dinner tonight. #
• Great Friends, Great food, Great wine. Life rocks #
• Had an awesome night last night. Time to find the motivation to start doing housework #
• I am so over house work. Although, it's turning out to be quite a nice day at least. #
• Having a relaxing Sunday morning enjoying the balmy palmy weather. #
• #fail @tvnznews The TOMCC ride today was not a Protest ride! it was a fundraiser ride. Get your facts right for once #

• well, It's Monday morning again. Is it just me, or is this year is just flying past? #
• Prime joins Freeview http://bit.ly/gY19X About time, sick of the crappy uhf reception. #
• RT @blubrry Are you a podpress user that's wants a plugin that works w/WordPress 2.8? Check out PowerPress by Blubrry http://blubrry.com … #
• Anyone else having problems with the WordPress Twitter Tools/Bit.ly plugin stripping out urls completely?? #wordpress #plugin #
• Trying to find some inspiration. #
• RT @Jamieroy Passionate Kiwis & All Black fans come join the Twaka (haka) lead by @Toreawines Saturday midday http://twtvite.com/rujtf5 #
• I think it's time to retire my poor old Cobalt RaQ 4i. It's been such a great work horse over the years. Going to be sad to see it go. #
• rebuilding my development server to give it a fresh uncluttered install.. Might put Fedora 11 on it for a while #
• Kiwis & All Black fans come join the Twaka (haka) lead by @Toreawines Sat midday http://twtvite.com/rujtf5 #
• Just installed TWinbox for Outlook.. Not a bad looking app #
• RT @toreawines Experience some Kiwi culture this Saturday and participate in the #twaka (Haka online) 4 more info http://twtvite.com/rujtf5 #
• The only problem with a fresh install of an operating system, So many bloody updates to install. #
• It's a gorgeous sunny morning. going to be an awesome Friday I think #
• woohoo, my Server replication seems to be working how it should. Now the big test, Crash one and hope it replicates back #
• Hey @TVNZNews and @3news help us out with the #twaka We need as many onboard as possible. http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/CU0908/S00333.htm #
• Hey @JohnJCampbell can you plug the #twaka on your show ?? We need as many onboard as possible. http://tinyurl.com/kpxrrg #
• Support the All Blacks, Join the #Twaka at 12:00pm NZST on Saturday 22nd August 2009 http://twtvite.com/rujtf5 #
• Going out for dinner, then a girls night out. Have a good evening everyone. See you for the #twaka tomorrow #
• RT @massagenz @tasteNZ: Saturday 12pm NZST take part in the online Haka #twaka and support our All Blacks http://twtvite.com/rujtf5 #
• Had an awesome evening. have a few ideas for blog topics, but i'm way too drunk and tired. Time for sleep #
• A beautiful day for a #twaka in a little over an hour.. http://twtvite.com/rujtf5 #
• #Twaka “Ka mate! Ka mate! – Ka ora! Ka ora! – Ka mate! Ka mate! – Ka ora! Ka ora!” #
• #Twaka “Tenei Te Tangata Puhuru huru – Nana nei tiki mai – Whakawhiti te ra” #
• #Twaka “A upa ne ka up ane – Upane, Kaupane – Whiti te ra” #
• Having an absolutely awesome afternoon, enjoying this gorgeous weather we're having today #
• At the market this morning. 20+ people fighting, pushing & shoving over apples. They're just apples! Some people need to take a chill pill #
• Just cleaned out the fish tanks. I think the cat wanted to help, for reasons only known to her #
• time for some well earned sleep. Have a good night everyone #

Ok, I found this posted on another site and thought it was pretty funny. I guess it could be used on a bus,train or even at a cafe. though I probably wouldn’t recommend it as you’re likely to be detained and questioned for hours by authorities.

What to do if you are sitting next to an Irritating Passenger on a Plane.

1- Remove your lap top from its bag
2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3- Turn on
4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5- Turn on the Internet
6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7- Take a deep breath and open this site
Click here for Info
8-Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

• Monday morning and back at work. Still don't know if I've fully recovered from staying up, watching the telethon. but hey it's all good #
• Not feeling well, got a sore throat. Hopefully it's nothing major. Going to do an Aromatherapy Inhalation and relax for the rest of the day #
• Well, I'm laid up with a cold. Drinking lemon drinks. Damn Children and bringing their bugs home. #
• Good Morning twitter land, Going to be a lovely day here. Though I'm still a little under the weather, might be another day of rest for me #
• Upgraded my WordPress and WordPress MU sites to 2.8.4. Wonder if I can setup a cron job to check versions and update as needed. #wordpress #
• U2 heading to Wellington? http://bit.ly/LR8Y8 I hope so, would be well worth going down to Wellington for. (Via 3 News) #
• RT @GeekNews New blog post: WordPress Theme Link Scam Site! http://bit.ly/NGuYp #
• I'm There. RT @tasteNZ Passionate Kiwis & All Black fans come join the Twaka on Aug 22, 2009 RSVP here: #twaka #
• I'm There. RT @tasteNZ Passionate Kiwis & All Black fans come join the Twaka on Aug 22, 2009 RSVP here: http://twtvite.com/rujtf5 #twaka #
• @JohnJCampbell way to go on the signing there John and Good luck to Carol on her new endeavour in reply to JohnJCampbell #
• Saturday morning and I have no energy to do anything. Maybe it'll wear off #
• RT @massagenz Organising for the Manawatu Striders 1/2 Marathon tomorrow. We'll be at Massey from 10am #
• RT @massagenz Heading out to Massey to provide Massage to the Manawatu Striders 1/2 Marathon competitors. Hope to see you there #
• http://twitpic.com/e36dh – How not to park your truck #

• Think it's time to go and get some beauty sleep, Seeing as it's 11:21pm on Sunday and I have to work tomorrow. #
• Good morning, We've got blue sky and sunshine. It's a mild 7 degrees, Looks like it's going to be a lovely day in Palmy today #
• Desert Road Closed due to serious accident involving single vehicle ( Via 3 News > http://bit.ly/12bdYg ) #
• RT @wordpress WordPress 2.8.3: http://bit.ly/Qf1Cx #
• Had a really full on day today, time to go find some rum 'n coke and relax for the evening #
• Going to be another busy day. But hey, it's all good. #
• hahaha, Serves him right if you ask me 3 News World Story Lovers’ quadrangle plot: Women glue man to himself http://bit.ly/VC3Eg #
• @palmynorthnz that is true, although there has been some really stupid stuff happening here lately. in reply to palmynorthnz #
• Had a lovely but big lunch, now I don't feel like doing any work. hmmm. #
• Wow, Thursday morning already. Before I know it it'll be Friday evening. #
• @Jamieroy It's absolutely gorgeous here in Palmerston North today. in reply to Jamieroy #
• Such a lovely afternoon here, but it's starting to cool down really quick. #
• I remember why we don't goto the supermarket after work now #
• Looking like it's going to be another gorgeous day here in Palmy today. #
• Police follow leads on Palmerston Nth shootings, three injured | TVNZ NATIONAL News http://bit.ly/CsNa2 #
• @Jamieroy Congratulations Uncle Jamie and the best part, you can give them back Congrats to the parents too. in reply to Jamieroy #
• Such a lovely day out, seems a waste being stuck inside. Time to start skiving of work.. The joys of being self employed. hahaha. #
• ahhh, Laptop, Deck chair and sunshine. Can't ask for a better afternoon #
• We're on a roll with the weather. It's another gorgeous day, Going to do some work on the NZ Motorcycle Cruiser Group #wordpress blog theme #
• RT @donncha WordPress MU 2.8.3 (read if you use the auto upgrader!) #
• Jst got supplies for tonight. Going to be an awesome big night in #telethonnz #
• How dumb @sella_co_nz website doesn't have Cloverlea as a Suburb of Palmerston North, Infact they are missing quite a few.. #
• Our lounge is starting to look like a camping ground #telethonnz #
• Lets go NZ, We can do it… RT @TelethonNZ $896,457!! WOOHOOOO. Will we make a million by midday? #telethon #
• RT @StarLightNZ World, Pls give to our #telethon ,Xch rate means your $ can make a big difference. Pls give #
• RT @TelethonNZ: telepash @johnjcampbell #telethon #
• Anyone know where Ewen Gilmour and the GT Limo are at ??? #telethon #
• Way to go @jackdriver #telethon #
• Such an awesome #telethon, thanks to all who helped bring it too us @telethonnz #
• Time for sleep, I think I have been up way too long.. #

• Had an awesome Sunday. Managed to get quite a bit done around the house. I think I've done enough for a mellowpuff #
• Got a busy day ahead, Though being Monday morning I just want to go back to bed. But hey, it's looking like it going to be lovely day. #
• Half way through recording a podcast episode and I can't find half of my show notes… Arrrrgggghhhhh…. Gremlins have stolen them. #
• Just donated my old Canoscan Flatbed scanner to our local primary school. It's a nice feeling knowing they appreciate it. #
• arrrgghh, my Logitech v450 nano is stalling all over the place. where are new batteries when you need them. #
• I am so sick of hearing about dip shit cage drivers because they're f'n idiots trying to kill motorcyclists. Our thoughts to Pete and Bron #
• Been a busy day, Time to go relax and unwind for a while I think #
• It's a cold and wet morning in palmy today. Traffic is crazy too #
• Just playing with the User Access Manager #wordpress #plugin. Quite a neat plugin for Wordrpess http://bit.ly/og5b #
• Woohoo, Just bridged my WordPress and OsCommerce user tables. No more dual accounts and WP logins are now email address based.. #
• Apparently Palmy had a city wide power outage this morning. We were without power between 3am and 4am. #
• Good to see our local Primary School has adopted wordpress http://www.cloverlea.school.nz/ #wordpress #
• RT tasteNZCapp off NZ maori week with aTwitter Haka #Twaka feel free to join in after @toreawines leads @ 12:30 http://tinyurl.com/mgetco #
• RT @tasteNZ Capp off NZ maori week with aTwitter Haka #Twaka feel free to join in after @toreawines leads @ 12:30 http://tinyurl.com/mgetco #
• @tasteNZ Definitely on board. Sounds like fun in reply to tasteNZ #
• #twaka Ka mate! Ka mate! – Ka ora! Ka ora! – Ka mate! Ka mate! – Ka ora! Ka ora! #
• #twaka Tenei Te Tangata Puhuru huru – Nana nei tiki mai – Whakawhiti te ra #
• #twaka A upa ne ka up ane – Upane, Kaupane – Whiti te ra #
• Look forward to the next #twaka @tasteNZ awesome job everyone. #
• Capturing off some footage off my DV Camera. Mental note, don't buy TDK tapes again, they are really crappy.. #
• Groovy, one of my wordpress sites just got spammed heavily. even with Spam Kama and Captcha. Time to run some iptable loops to screw them up #
• @quixoticblazes using the flash uploader, hold the CTRL key while selecting multiple files. Works for me.. in reply to quixoticblazes #
• Just had a lovely dinner. going to have a few drinks with friends. Going to be a good end to the week #
• Although it is pouring down with rain, it's going to be an awesome day today. Going to put some podcast episodes and other stuff together #
• Just saw a cool bumper sticker ("Vegetarian" An old Indian word for bad hunter) #
• RT @tasteNZ @jamieroy Be Prepared, Be very Prepared – August 22nd 2009 it is #TWAKA time. The ABs need our support http://tinyurl.com/lzzsp7 #